Wednesday, July 20, 2016

There's nothing quite like doing research to make me realize how great now is:

There's nothing quite like doing research to make me realize how great now is:

-- I have only about 5 chances out of 10,000 to be murdered every year! Compare to 1300 CE, and this is amazing.
-- I'm on a sofa in a twenty floor building. I'm a hundred feet in the air, and its not even a big deal. Compared to, I don't know, the 19th century and this is amazing.
-- I have air conditioning! Nero never had air conditioning.
-- It is always as bright as I want it to be. I can read long into the night.
-- I have unlimited water. Hot water! Soap! A machine that cleans my dishes with minimal work from me. Also, my clothes.
-- I have a patio on the tenth floor apartment, and the glass doors are floor to ceiling. And its not even a big deal. Steel, baby.
-- Any book I want is free! Thanks to the public Library!
-- I can eat whatever I want, basically whenever I want.
-- Travel across the oceans is merely ruinously expensive, as opposed to dangerous and inaccessibly expensive.

13 comments:

  1. Please graph chance of random murdering throughout the ages!

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  2. Woah. Wtf happened from 1950-2000? Is that the war on drugs?

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  3. No idea! From 41 to 45, a bunch of healthy young men we're gone, so that may be contributory to the reduction in the 40s. But, yeah, maybe that's our fight against our own urban populations.

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  4. Shoes that last a long time and fit perfectly.

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  5. And, Jason Morningstar , are molded for left and right.

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  6. All your children will almost certainly live past the age of five.

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  7. My wife can choose the number of children to have; so can I, but it is more astonishing that she has the legal right to do.

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  8. Invisible, woman-controlled birth control is going to have a huge long-term impact for the better.

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  9. You probably don't have intestinal parasites, and if you do they are easy to get rid of

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  10. Right, Robert Bohl . Its astonishingly important.

    I like to say that there have been two great medical advances: penicillin and the pill. I got a lot of weird looks.

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  11. Jason Morningstar Plus, we are this close to eradicating the guinea worm.

    Thanks Jimmy Carter. You're a much better humanitarian than President.

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