Dear Department of Education

Dear Department of Education,

Fuck you.

You know what's not OK? Changing the due dates of loans. Making them due 2 days earlier. This is the second time in 3 months. Make up your damn minds.

You know why that's not OK? Because people time their checking accounts so they don't overdraft. So they can pay the bills. So they don't get evicted.

You assholes.

If the due date is on a holiday, then push it. Don't pull it.

Oh, what's that, you gave me a months warning? You did, sure! And guess what? I'll be OK. I've got an emergency fund. I just had to spend five minutes logging into my bank and changing the due date.

No problem for me. Which is why I can say: Fuck you, you insensitive dingbats. Are you trying to force people into eviction?

Sincerely,
The privileged who can afford the time to write why this is such bullshit.