Saturday, May 12, 2018

Something i sort of want, and would sort of be afraid of.

Something i sort of want, and would sort of be afraid of.

Amazon: Hi! We saw you ordered delivery and watched a crapload of The Expanse. This is outside your normal patterns, so our guess is your wife is out of town for the weekend.

Me: ...

Amazon: Here are a selection of other purchases men whose wives are out of town often make in your area ....

Me: MY EYES!

2 comments:

  1. And then Alexa asks you what you're wearing?

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  2. Luckily, we haven't purchased any wiretapping yet, Mo Jave

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