Something i sort of want, and would sort of be afraid of.
Amazon: Hi! We saw you ordered delivery and watched a crapload of The Expanse. This is outside your normal patterns, so our guess is your wife is out of town for the weekend.
Me: ...
Amazon: Here are a selection of other purchases men whose wives are out of town often make in your area ....
Me: MY EYES!
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And then Alexa asks you what you're wearing?
ReplyDeleteLuckily, we haven't purchased any wiretapping yet, Mo Jave
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