Tonight on World Wide Wrestling ....

Tonight on World Wide Wrestling ....

we introduced one new character: The Ravager, and anti-hero heel. The last match sent us INTO SPACE.

This is my ongoing WWW game, which is the Intercontinental International Wrestling Confederation of the World, the moon, and sometimes the oceans.

On today's docket:
Muerte Cabellero, the high flyer from parts unknown who once interrupted a title fight on an oil derrick by being torpedoed from a submarine -- along with his ninja fans.
Outback Jack, who is awesome and from Australia.
"Claymore" McDuff, now a Legend and MP from Scotland, who -- while retired -- worked on the movement to leave the UK.

Segments:
Muerte Cabellero vs Claymore -- this went off the rails in the most delightful way. The fight was in Red Square, and Muerte came out as a communist -- including using a tank. As such, Claymore had to rebut -- with an RPG.

Then they started wresling, and as Muerte botched on a wrestling move, she killed the actual announcer. Despite that Muerte was scheduled to win, Claymore arrested her and we called it a DQ.

Second: Muerte and Outback Jack "backstage" -- IN PRISON. Outback says he'll get Muerte out, but is rebuffed. Muerte is enjoying being a celebrity in prison.

Third: Mangler versus Outbackjack. They have a good knife match. Outback is hit in the kidneys -- which are important because he's Australian! --- and knocked out of the ring for a DQ. A perfect match by the Mangler.

Fourth: Talk show with Claymore & Outback. Claymore -- doing as creative wishes -- convinced Outback to turn to babyface.

... Which brings us to the main attraction: a Fatal Fourway. For an additional $5.99, HEELS vs BABYFACES.

That is: The heels Muerte The Communist and Mangler the Knifeassasin fight against babtfaces Claymore the paragon of democracy and Outback, the paragon of rugged individualism.

They do this on top of a launch pad. Because why wouldn't you?

As Mangler comes out, knives a raring for Outback, she misses .... 
We cut to Claymore, who has cut threw a door and pressed a big red button. The launch pad opens to reveal a rocket, about to blast off.

Mangler uses her knives to cut it open -- its a herculean task. She manages, but it is obvious to the audience how hard it was. They begin to question kayfabe. Oh no!

Babyface Mcduff takes out the Mangler, hoistering her by her own petard.

In an act of desperation, Muerte invades the control room, revealing a larger, even redder button. She quickly presses it, and the entire facility begins to blast off.

Together, baby faces Outback and Mcduff manage to force Muerte out the airlock. She'll be back!

... and folks, that's wrestling for the night. We're now the intercontinental wrestling confederation of the earth, the ocean, and low earth orbit. That's right, baby: we made orbit.

This game went off the rails really early. I've very proud of the ridiculousness.