Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Dear Excel: I hate you.

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  1. How to make money fast with Excel: Hold down shift and press the 4 key ten times.

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  2. Yanni Cooper cute.
    David Rothfeder Same is true of sheets. 

    I mean, I do things Excel really shouldn't do doing. In this case, some outlook automation and using Excel as an ETL tool. Because that's smart.

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  3. Dear William Nichols: I am coming for you.

    - Access

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  4. I was going to jokingly say "But Excell wuvs you"... except I don't think anything from Microsoft loves anyone.

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  5. David Hawkins Why use Access when i have a sql server?
    Eva Schiffer Yeah. Apple products feel like a loving parent, Android devices feel like a roommate who reminds you to take out the trash, but MS products? I'm seeing someone in a suit, too busy to know your name.

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  6. William Nichols That's what I keep asking a certain DB admin here on campus. If I get an answer, I'll pass it on.

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  7. William Nichols​, if apple products are like a parent, then they're the all consuming helicopter parent who guilts you whenever you want to talk to someone else.

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  8. David Rothfeder That was the sort of parent I was envisioning, yes. They also make sure everything works just so, and you don't need to worry about it.

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  9. Maps? So 20th century. Who needs a MAP to get places?

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  10. Fact: you can run any kind of business on Excel.

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  11. John Aegard And Excel is the #1 BI tool in the world, too.

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  12. really? https://www.g2crowd.com/categories/business-intelligence/products

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  13. Todd Sprang That's a 404.

    And yes: The sheer number of hours, reports, and other crap people do in Excel is immense. Nothing else can compare, due to market saturation.

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  14. no idea about the url. yeah, i know excel is the lingua franca for data entry. what else is there? but for bi itself, is it really the thing? seems like it's a bunch of enterprise products, but idk.

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  15. Todd Sprang Point is, Excel is used for just about everything. Just about everything it does is better done in another product, but Excel brings it all together in a hackable way. I've seen (and done myself) Excel used as a BI platform, as a report reader, as a data entry plugin, as an ETL tool. Its the swiss army knife. That's my point: Excel is the most widely used BI tool because it is the most widely used everything*.

    *: Exceptions: web browser, text editor, server. Other things? Excel.

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  16. i see. yeah, not many other options. unless google sheets count. also the red-headed step-child, csv, the bane of my existence.

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